broshockatlas: lereignbutt: bellsbitches: Kraken’s sour mood bedtimestories dafgszdhtjfhyg,j.hggsrhdfkygulhj
Going to the bathroom at night
punam242: Normal people : Me : Then going back inside my room Normal people : “Success” Me : “Ohfck its gonna get me! Run bitch run!!” I also divebomb into bed
Robert Downey Jr Kitten.
gin87rdj: carisgrey: …my life is complete. at least it would be nice to be credited. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMG
Imagine if your followers actually followed you...
emilyarmstrong: creepersgonnacreep: You’d be going down the street like: Best mental image ever.
Fucking hate being on the rag SO MUCH.
thatavengedkid: fiction-bowties-and-bondage: I’m in pain I’m tired as hell I’m eating everything in sight I hate everything And I want to fuck any dude I see Ugh. Wake me up when it’s over FUCKING ACCURATE LOL